Given these recent developments, on this day, June 10, 2010, I hereby declare the AUBURN TIGERS (aka Hard Fightin' Soldiers) to be the 2004 COLLEGE FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! Better late than never, right?! I figure if Bama can claim a few mythical championships, then why can't we?!
Thank you to USC, Reggie Bush, and their sleezy boosters for making this possible. I can CERTAINLY sympathize with the fact that the real guilty parties are getting away with it, but WOW - Karma's a biotch, ain't it, Kiffin?!
SO HAIL TO THE CHAMPIONS!!!
WAR DAMN EAGLE!!
I'm just saying...